WE’RE SOARING
FLYING
THERE’S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN’T REACH

hawkeyesbutt:pati79:likeahammertothecrotch:
#at one point steve remembers he got married to a stripper #and screams #I MARRIED A HOOKER #and thor looks absolutely offended and yells #HOW DARE YOU SHE’S A NICE LADY
#spoilers: the stripper is loki
can we have Avengers’ Hangover crack AU???
SOMEONE NEEDS TO WRITE THIS RIGHT NOW PLEASE. I WILL GIVE YOU MY FIRST BORN.
(Source: vega-ofthe-lyre)