If I were a month, I’d be november
If I were a day of the week, I’d be saturday
If I were a planet, I’d be earth
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a blue whale (hihihihihi)
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a couch
If I were a gemstone, I’d be topaz
If I were a flower, Id be either a sunflower or a rose
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a cold, drizzly day
If I were a colour, I’d be hot red
If I were an emotion, I’d be angered frustration
If I were a fruit, I’d be mangoes (the filipino kind, to be specific)
If I were an element, I’d be fire
If I were a place, I’d be an old theatre
If I were a taste, I’d be smokey
If I were a scent, I’d be beer, cigarette smoke, and your hair wax
If I were an object, I’d be an anthology of classic and contemporary broadway musicals
If I were a song, I’d be case of you by joni mitchell (alternatively, cornerstone by arctic monkeys)