if i was dating a celebrity my twitter bio would be “stop sending me hate i can have sex with him whenever i want and you can’t haha later peasants”

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#Neville Longbottom is so badass he just totally replaced Chuck Norris in these badass jokes

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#I can show you the world #shining shimmering splendid #Tell me Charles now when did you last let your heart decide

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