if i was dating a celebrity my twitter bio would be “stop sending me hate i can have sex with him whenever i want and you can’t haha later peasants”

(Source: matthitarchive)

voldemortoutbitches:homemadedarkmark:hotel-denouement:148km:cloysterbell:the-lone-midget:

#Neville Longbottom is so badass he just totally replaced Chuck Norris in these badass jokes

shercock:

#I can show you the world #shining shimmering splendid #Tell me Charles now when did you last let your heart decide