• teacher: are there any classes you are struggling with?
  • me: the bourgeois
  • teacher: what
  • me: what
  • karl marx: nice

"I think I’m surprisingly different in real life than what people expect or what people project on to me. I’m not actually that awkward, I don’t think. I think people see me as this sarcastic person that doesn’t care about anything. But, on the contrary, I’m pretty emotional and sensitive and I care a lot about things and people. I think in moments where the spotlight is on me — like if I’m doing a talk show — my defenses come into play and maybe that’s why people see me that way. But, I think my sarcasm is often a way for me to get through those moments. I mean, if you came over to my house, I’d make you a cup of tea and be probably really interested in you."



The Spirit of Pocahontas at Walt Disney World.

The Spirit of Pocahontas was the first Broadway-style stage show at Walt Disney World.

[photo source: Disney Parks]

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If I were a month, I’d be november
If I were a day of the week, I’d be saturday
If I were a planet, I’d be earth
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a blue whale (hihihihihi)
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a couch
If I were a gemstone, I’d be topaz
If I were a flower, Id be either a sunflower or a rose
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a cold, drizzly day
If I were a colour, I’d be hot red
If I were an emotion, I’d be angered frustration
If I were a fruit, I’d be mangoes (the filipino kind, to be specific)
If I were an element, I’d be fire
If I were a place, I’d be an old theatre
If I were a taste, I’d be smokey
If I were a scent, I’d be beer, cigarette smoke, and your hair wax
If I were an object, I’d be an anthology of classic and contemporary broadway musicals
If I were a song, I’d be case of you by joni mitchell (alternatively, cornerstone by arctic monkeys)